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Monday has no redeeming qualities. It arrives uninvited, overstays its welcome, and leaves you emotionally compromised. I have filed a formal complaint with the calendar. No response. One star is generous.
FIELD REPORT, Day 12: The noise cancellation has created a force field around my consciousness. My coworker has been talking for 20 minutes. I have heard none of it. I am free. I am at peace. Five stars for saving what remains of my sanity.
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